The Muscular People

“The Muscular People” Song by Wolf Dick Dance:   "Be Strong" Album:   Out With Noone Released:   June 11, 2010 Genre(s):   Rock • Heavy Metal Label:   Jingle Punks Length:   1:56 Writer(s):   Jared Gutstadt Producer(s):   Jingle Punks Album Chronology Previous: “Mosh Shesh 2” Current: The Muscular People Next: “Put It Into Top Gear” Browse Songs

For the song used at the beginning of the dance/heard on the show, see The Needle Down.

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"The Muscular People" is a song by Wolf Dick. It was used for the CADC group dance "Be Strong" in Boy Crazy, Mom Crazy.

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Lyrics

Muscular people
Yeah, muscular people
One rep, two reps, three reps, four
You're not working if you're not sore!

My name's Jim, and that's my middle name
The love spawn of Jack LaLanne!
My mom fed me blue cheese, she bought in bulk
The only toy I had was the Incredible Hulk!

My whole life I've been harder than the rest
Tight glutes and impeccable pecs!
If muscle were bad
I'd be downright evil

Muscular people
Muscular people, muscular people
We are the root of all evil

Growin' up I had a rep for wreckin' s***
I spent all my dough on gym memberships!
I work out even when I'm in the kitchen
Call me dictionary, I got so much definition!

My whole life I've been harder than the rest
Tight glutes and impeccable pecs!
If muscle were bad
I'd be downright evil

Muscular people
Muscular people, muscular people
We are the root of all evil

If muscles were bad,
I'd be downright evil

Muscular people, muscular people
We are the root of all evil

Muscular people! Muscular people!
We are the root of all evil!

Muscular people! Muscular people!
We are the root of all evil

Trivia

• The song seems to be inspired by Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People."

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